…that my belly had a window on it, showing the kids that it is a baby carrier, not a lap pillow.
…I had a meat thermometer that kept me from producing cough-it-down, dry chicken.
…for $10,000 in my mailbox to remodel our bathroom.
…that I am able to parallel park the new van perfectly, so Luke doesn’t make fun of me. Okay, just park it.
…that on July 25, Baby looks down at his waterproof Timex, and realizes it is time to make like a baby, and head out. Two months and counting.