Burton Funnies, Updated

{The boys and Abbie are in the tub together}
Sam: Abbie keeps touching me!
Me: Well, these are pretty close quarters in here.
Sam: { mumbling to self, looks around the tub floor, swishes the water} Where’s the quarters, where’s the quarters?
{looks up at me} No, Mom, there aren’t any quarters in here.

And later today:
Sam, after witnessing two birds outside demonstrating “the birds and the bees”: Hey, look, they’re playing ‘duck, duck goose’!

One Reply to “Burton Funnies, Updated”

  1. Oh ha ha!! Duck Duck Goose. 🙂 Our tiny asks “Mommy, what’s that? What are they doing?” So far I have told him, “They’re playing”.

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