The kids decided they would play jail in the corner of the room. Little S was the convict. A Major and Big S were, I think, maids. Let’s listen in to how things went with him…
A: Are you enjoying your stay here, sir?
S: Yes, thank you.
A: What are you in here for?
[time passes in the slammer]
SB: Sir, would you like coffee or hot cocoa?
S: How about coffee now, and cocoa later?
A: Did you enjoy your meal, sir? Is there anything else I can
get for you?
A: Let’s play hospital now, not jail.
Apparently they could only take so much prison cruelty.